Bertie Page

Miss. Bertie is a rising star of Australian Cabaret, famous for her quick wit, original costumes limitless imagination.

As a professional character comedian she performs multiple characters including Bertie Ray Cyrus-Country music star and trailer trash queen Hansel Falkenhagen-everyone's favourite 9yo Germanic Teila Tracy-The Turf farmer's daughter Miss. Adams-specialist in primary school sex-ed.

She has a performance studies degree behind her as well as extensive studies in the areas of burlesque, clown and of course the range of vocal musical stylings for which she is well-known. She is more than song and dance, a showgirl who is prepared to open her mouth, releasing a whirlwind of satire and biting social-political commentary, a tongue sharper than a diamond blade.

The Manifesto of Miss. Bertie The empowerment of the female, Of her mind and her body, Of her mind through her body. Let her be free The world is a stage set for folly, An orchard of contradictions Ripe for for the harvest of the satirist. Do not tread softly, Shake the earth, Every shimmy, every bump, grind and thrust flows freely, Her lips may be sealed while her hips speak volumes, Her pelvis beats out the rhythm of her liberation.

Let the Belle Epoch live once again, The streets be flooded life, The cafes and clubs filled with idealism and erotic beauty, Innocence and sin

Bertie is able to theme /create a show especially for your event. She also has a list of her own shows below:

SHOWS

	Turkish Delight: The White Witch swathed in many metres of virgin white tulle, satin and faux fur bertie deliver a statuesque and sensual interpretation of Jadis, The White Witch. She sings and dances her way through Turkish Delight with style wit and her heart-stopping belt vocals. As she unravels fringe, feather and sequin, pieces of turkish delight magically appear from the most delicious locations on her body....she finishes it all off with her signature skill, double parasols. Whilst keeping two parasols in motion she reveals her final glamorous layer of white marabou g-string and sworovski pasties.......delightful!
	007 A sultry interpretation of bond themes dripping with gold, faux fur and crystals. clutching a glittering,golden gun Bertie rips through the challenging vocals like a silver bullet. With all the stealth and precision she undulates her way across the stage seducing her audience of western adversaries. When all is stripped away to glistening nude lingerie and sworovski pasties Bertie really can prove that DIamonds are forever!
	Bat Out of Hell Bertie rocks out with a timeless Meatloaf classic, dressed from head to toe in black leather she's the epitome of Biker-chic. She lets down her flaming auburn hair and dons a genuine east german officer's cap while she belts out the immortal rock anthem. She tears up the road losing her leather jacket along the way.....and her tuxedo shirt.......and her pewter embelished bra, until there is nothing left but bat pasties, vinyl chaps and chain fringes G-string..........she may be a dying biker but she does it with classic burlesque style.
	Route 66 Decked out in all the finery of a 50s haute couture model Bertie enters in a full length, black taffeta dress by Lisa Ho, cut in the Style of Dior's New Look. Sporting gloves and black and white marabou frosted hat Bertie charms her way through a sweet rendition of Sh-Boom. When the rock piano breaks in Bertie Breaks out stripping down to a sexy leopard print ensemble adorned with a fringe of jet-black beads. It's all shimmy shake as Bertie Page rips through a passionate vocal performance of a timeless highway hit.
	Carmen Miss. Bertie Page is blessed with a the range of a full dramatic soprano with the tonal warmth of a mezzo and so is naturally suited to the sultry songs of Carmen. A simple petticoat and corset are set off by unusual crochet adormnents in copper, silver and gold echoing the gypsy routes of the wicked femme fatale. As the songbird weaves her way throug